william-sherlock-scott-watson:

Me: *formally emails professor and proofreads about 28 times*

Professor: ok (Sent from iPhone)

snacksidents:

i specialize in wearing different variations of the same basic outfit every day

dynastylnoire:

beautifulblacksheep:

2damnfeisty:

britshstyles:

Nicki: *calls out Miley on live television*
My soul: *is cleansed*
My skin: *is clear*
My scalp: *is gone*

and I think my credit score just went up.

my student loans were forgiven and batch of cupcakes appeared on my counter

I think my reparations just hit my bank account

my ain’t shit nigga instantly became the shit

:: insert God is real gif: